i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
I’m sorry I simply must reblog this like it’s falling asleep and then is like OH YES HELLO HI SORRY MUSTA DOZED OFF DER {x}
Whenever a guy tells me his horny or turned on I never know what to reply back like oh okay??
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
